Another gem from Girls. Hannah has basically been fired from her unpaid internship because the won’t pay her and her parents have stopped supporting her. So she is discussing her situation with some friends.
Hannah: So I calculated, and I can last in New York for three and a half more days. Maybe seven if I don’t eat lunch.
Jessa: I’m going to find you a job worthy of your talents.
Hannah: Well I appreciate that, but I don’t know how you’re going to find a job fast enough. I’m going to have to work at like, McDonald’s.
Marnie: You’re not gonna work at McDonald’s.
Jay: What’s wrong with McDonald’s? You should work at McDonald’s. It’s great. Fucking incredible. You know how many people McDonald’s feeds every day? You know how many people it employs around the world? Plus, they make an incredible product, okay? It tastes tremendous, it’s affordable, it’s fuckin’ consistant. I can walk into a McDonald’s in Nigeria, order chicken McNuggets, when I bite into them, you know what it’s gonna taste like? It’s gonna taste like home.
Hannah: Doesn’t mean I have to work there. I went to college.
Jay: Yeah, I went to college too, you know where it left me? I have fifty thousand dollars in student loans, that’s how deep in debt I am. I’m sorry, but watching this, this is like watching Clueless.